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I'm happy and sad but am trying to love life. So i guess... welcome to my blog!

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via jokingtodeath)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

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(Source: johnnkeats, via jokingtodeath)

cknd:

I’d actually be much more hesitant to ask my dad for $20 if he was made of money.

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